Aaj Kal Toh Bachhe Bhi 5 Star Ke Liye Itna Zidd Nahi Karte Jitna Uber Ya Ola Driver Karta Hai!
Bhai Aadmi Chahe Brad Pitt Hi Kyon Na Ho, Biwi Tab Bhi Laat Maar Hi Deti Hai!
Agar "I Love You" Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gaye Ho Aur Crush Nahi Patt Rahi... To Ek Baar "Tum Patli Ho Gayi Ho Bol Ke Dekho".
Awww... Karte Hue Gale Laga Legi!
Respect the Paan Wala. He is the only guy who asks you for permission:
"Sir, Chuna Lagaoon?" Baaki Sab Bina Puche Hi Laga Dete Hain!
Ek Iceberg Tha Jisne Titanic Dubaya Tha Aur Ek Yeh Zuckerberg Hai Jo Poori Duniya Ko Duba Raha Hai!
Boy: Dad, Main Tang Aa Geya Hun Zindagi Se, Ghar Chhod Kar Ja Raha Hun.
Dad: Jaate Time Room Ka Fan Band Kar Ke Jana!
Padhna Mushkil Nahi Hai...
Padhte Waqt Jo Neend Aati Hai Use Control Karna Mushkil Hai!
Apne Desh Mein Jab Bhi Koi Baraat Nikalti Hai Toh...
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4-5 Baraatiyon Mein Traffic Police Wale Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!
Husband: Can we eat outside today?
Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?
Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!
Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuchh Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,
Tab Wo Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!