Agar Glass Tootne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Mein Khamoshi Ho To Samjh Jao...
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Glass Mummy Se Toota Hai!
Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo.
Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya?
Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye.
Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!
Engineering college first day:
Student: Sir, I didn't understand.
Teacher: What, this topic?
Student: Nahi, Yeh Ki Pata Nahi Kya Soch Kar Papa Ne Engineering Karne Ko Kaha!
Papa: Kal Raat Kaha Tha?
Son: Group Study Karne Dost Ke Yaha Ruka Tha Papa!
Papa: Kal Ki Utri Nahi Teri?
Son: Kya Matlab Papa?
Papa: 4 Saal Ho Gaye Tujhe Naukri Karte Hue Bewde!
Log Facebook Pe Feeling Hungry Aise Likhte Hain Jaise...
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Comment Mein Koi Roti De Jaye Ga!
Bunty: Yaar Meri Body Mein Iron Nahi Hai.
Pappu: Tumhein Kaise Pata Chala?
Bunty: Kal Maine Full Body Par Magnet Laga Ke Dekha, Kahin Nahi Chipka!
Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hun Ki Kis Munh Se Apne Bachhon Se Kahunga Ki Facebook, WhatsApp Band Kar Ke Padhai Karlo!
Relationship Mein Ladke "Tumne Khana Khaya" Toh Aise Puchte Hain Ki Agar Nahi Khaya Hoga Toh Sanjeev Kapoor Ka Roop Le Lenge!
Mom: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain. Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain.
Son: Mom Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.
Mom: Fite Munh!
Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha?
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi!