A police man caught boy for jumping red light:
Police Man: Kyon Laal Batti Na Dikhti?
Man: Batti To Dikhi Thi, Par Aap Na Dikhe!
Garmi Badh Gayi Hai...
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Dopehar Mein ORS Aur Shaam Ko RS Barabar Matra Mein Len, Taki Shareer Mein Paani Ki Kami Na Ho!
Anda Khareedte Samay Sab Ko Bada Anda Chahiye Hota Hai...
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Bhai Koi Murgi Ka Bhi Soch Liya Karo!
Sardard Hone Par Kuch Der Girlfriend Se Zaroor Baat Karein,
Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat Ta Hai!
Kuch Log Jab Udas Hote Hai To Apni WhatsApp Ki DP Delete Kar Dete Hain...
Itna Kya Dukh Ki Apni Shakal Se Nafrat Ho Jaye!
Garmi Itni Badh Gai Hai Ki Do Minute Dhoop Mein Khade Reh Kar Aap Logon Ko Bol Sakte Ho Ki...
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Work Out Ke Baad Ka Paseena Hai Yeh!
India Mein Jab Tak, "Aaya Mausam Thande-Thande Dermicool Ka" Ad Nahi Aa Jata Tab Tak... Garmi Chalu Nahi Hoti!
Jab tak iss dharti par naari
Ka apmaan hua hai,
Tab tab bura hua hai!
Aur banalo anushka pe chutkule!
Haaye lagi hai bhabhi ki!
I have five tickets for the Mumbai semifinal. Anyone interested in coming?
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Agar Aisa Koi Message Aaye, To Mujhe Batana. Main Bhi Chaloonga!
I am single because...
Mele Babu,
Mele Shona,
Mele Motu,
Mele Sweetu,
Mele Ladoo,
Meli Janu.
Yeh Sab Humse Nahi Ho Paayega!