India Mein Jitne Railway Fatak Hain...
Usse Zyada Yahan Biwiyon Ke Natak Hain!
Duniya Mein Sab Se Tez 2 Network Hai:
1. E-Mail Aur 2. Female
Ek Hi Pal Mein Idhar Ki Baat Udhar!
Shareef Toh Aaj Kal Wohi Log Hain...
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Jinhe Abhi Tak Koi Mauka Nahi Mila Hai!
Question: Arrange Marriage Mein Divorce Kam Kyon Hote Hain?
Answer: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Nahi Kar Paya Woh Divorce Kya Khaak Lega!
Husband: Har Subah Main Bhagwan Se Yeh Prarthna Karta Hun Ki Sabko Tumhare Jaisi Patni Mile.
Wife: Sach, Aisa Kyon?
Husband: Haan, Aakhir Main Akela Hi Kyon Dukh Sahun!
Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo Usko Kal Tak Hi Rakho,
Kya Pata Us Kaam Ko Karne Ki Zarurat Hi Na Pade!
Shadi Mein Dulhan Ka Ex-Boyfriend Aaya.
Bride's father: Aap Kaun Ho?
Ex-Boyfriend: Ji Main Semi-Final Mein Bahar Ho Geya Tha, Final Dekhne Aaya Hun!
Dawood Bomb Blast Karke Bhaag Geya.
Mallya 9000 Crore Leke Bhaag Geya.
Aur Police Pakadegi Kisko?
Jo Helmet Nahi Pehente!
Bike Pe 4 Log Ja Rahe The.
Policeman: Triple Sawaari Mana Hai Aur Tum 4 Log Baithe Ho!
Santa Peeche Muda Aur Bola, "Saalon Paanchwa Kahan Gir Geya?"
Private School Ke Bachhe Zoo Mein: Woh Bandar So Raha Hai Use Jagana Mat .
Govt. School Ke Bachhe: Woh Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai, Pathar Maar Saale Ko!