Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye.
Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein!
What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?
Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
Heights of lonliness:
The longer you wait, the hotter you date...
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Lagta Hai Meri Wali Jal Ke Mar Gayi Hai!
Ladkon Ko Mehngai Ka Tab Pata Chala Jab 249/- Mein 1GB Data Mila Aur Ladkiyon Ko Mehngai Ka Tab Pata Chala Jab 12/- Mein Sirf 5 Golgappe Mile!
Girl: Tumne Yoga Kahan Se Seekha?
Boy: 😜
Girl: Ye Kya Hai?
Boy: Baba Ramdev!
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Rishta Khoon Ka Ho,
Kuch Rishte Khoon Chusne Ke Liye Bhi Hote Hain...
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Jaise 'Pati-Patni' Ka Rishta Hi Le Lo!
Jab Do Ladkiyan Aapas Mein Milti Hain Toh Selfie Lete Hain,
Jab Do Ladke Aapas Mein Milte Hain Toh Ek Half Lete Hain!
Biwi, Boss Aur Modi Mein Kya Common Hai?
Teeno Apne 'Mann Ki Baat' Kehte Hain, Hamari To Sunte Hi Nahi!
At every office function, 80% people keep thinking...
'Saala Itna Kharcha Karne Se Achha Salary Badha Dete To Zyada Motivation Milta'!
Pehle Logon Ki Izzat Unke Haath Mein Rehti Thi
Aajkal Memory Card Mein Rehti Hai...!