Only 'Dil' is s resizable organ because...
Sometimes Dad says: 'Beta Apna Dil Bada Karo, Chhote Bhai Ko Maaf Kar Do"!
Sometimes Mom says: 'Dil Chhota Matt Kar... Koi Baat Nahi Agar Tum Fail Ho Gaye'!
Ab Samajh Nahi Saala Dil Bada Karun Ya Chhota!
In India
You are an Awaara if you step outside of your home and a Nikamma if you stay inside.
Selfie Bana-Ne Ko Ek Second Lagta Hai;
Lekin Image Bana-Ne Ko Saari Umar Lag Jaati hai!
Neta Ji: Hamari Party Mein Corrupt Logon Ke Liye Koi Jagah Nahi Hai
Bheed Se: Housefull Ho Gaya Kya?
Rah Chalti Khoobsurat Ladki Ko Jee Bhar Kar Dekhne Ke Liye 360° Ke Angle Par Gardan Ghuma Dene Wale Ladke Bhi Ek Tarah Se Yogi Hi Hain..
India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m.
"Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"
When you point a knife at your friend he says,
"Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!"
When you point a rubber band at your friend he says,
"Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!"
Tau: Mera Chora Padhai Mein Kaisa Seh?
Teacher: Chaudhary Yun Samaj Le Aaryabhatt Ne Zero Ki Khoj Iske Khatir Hi Kari Thi
Manager to Employee: What do you think, Why did Katappa kill Baahubali?
Employee: Katappa must be unhappy with his appraisal, Sir!
Ladki: Tumne Mujhe Aankh Kyun Maari, Main Aisi Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu..
Bunty: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai