A peacock met with an accident
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Now he is no मोर!

Ladki: Mere Dad Ne Mujhe New Mobile Lakr Diya.
Ladka: Oohhh.... Wow! Kya Nam Hai Mobile Ka?
Ladki: Lavaris...
Ladka: Abe Akkal Ki Dushman... Woh Lava - Iris Hai!
Changing times:
Ladki Wale: Ladka Shraab Pita Hai?
Ladke Wale: Ji Bilkul
Ladki Wale: Kaun si?
Ladke Wale: Johnny Walker Black Label...
Ladki Wale: Matlab - Achha Kamata Hai... Rishta Pakka!

Yes I'm Nakhre Wali; because I have "Nakhre Uthane Wale"!

Breaking News:
Khatron Ke Khiladi Ke Next Season Mein Ek Task Mein Maggi Khilayi Jayegi!

Thought of the day:
Vakeel Bann Jayein, Jaleel Khud Hi Ban Jayein Ge!
G - Gapshup Mein Sabse Aage
I - Innocent, Sirf Shakal Se
R - Rone Ki Automatic Machine
L - Ladai Mein Sab Ki Amma

How I learnt optimism from my mom?
Mom: How was your exam?
Me: Bekaar.
Mom: Bahut Bekaar... Ke Thoda Bekaar?

Facebook Pe Ye Post Kar Do...
Friends, please suggest a good car in the range of 50 lakhs to 60 lakhs.
Aapke Aadhe Rishtedaar To Heart Attack Se Hi Mar Jayenge!

Throat Exercises for Mothers during Summer Vacation:
Yeh Nahi Karo
Woh Nahi Karo
Yeh Kya Kar Diya
Lado Mat
Main To Pagal Ho Jaungi