Is Garmi Ka Alam Bas Itna Samajh Le Ghalib...
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Kapde Dhote Hi Sookh Jate Hain,
Aur Pehnte Hi Geele Ho Jate Hain!
Son: Maa, Main first Aaya.
Maa: Arey Wah Beta. Kaun Kaun Tha Race Mein?
Son: Saif, Katrina, Anil Kapoor, Bipasha.
Mom: Aaj Tu Bahar Soyega!
Girls Of 1995: Agar Tum Mil Jao Zamana Chor Denge Hum.
Girls Of 2015: Agar Tum Mil Jao Purana Chor Denge Hum!
Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyon Ko Safed Ghode Pe Rajkumar ki Jagah BMW Mein Gadha Bhi Aa Jaye To Chalta Hai!
Chintu: Phil Haal Kya Karte Ho?
Mintu: 'IIN' Dropout Hun
Chintu: Kya?
Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya, Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye, Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun!
Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: "IIN", Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!
Mom: Beta Haath Jal Geya, Toothpaste Lana.
Beta: No, Maa. Mere Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai. Duniya Wale Kahenge Bete Ne Jale Pe Namak Chidaka!
I went to the Bhelwala asked him for a 'Bhel'.
Asked him Zara Jaldi Dena.
He told me, "Saab Bhel Hai 'Bail' Nahi. Time Lagegaa"!
Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi -
Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain!
Frustrated professional life:
HR: Kaha Gaye The?
Employee: Baal Katwane.
HR: Office hours Mein?
Employee: Baal Badhe Bhi Toh Office Hours Mein Hi Hain Na.
HR: Ghar Mein Rehte Ho, Tabhi Bhi Toh Badhte Hain Na Tumhare Baal.
Employee: Takla Thodi Na Kiya Hai, Jitne Office Mein Badhe The Utne Hi Katwaye Hain!