Kuch Mohabbatein Toh Isliye Bhi Juda Ho Jaati Hain Kyonki
11th Mein Aate Hi Arts, Commerce Aur Science Alag Alag Ho Jaati Hain!
If FB is for Facebook, what does "K" stand for?
Night life Wale Logon Ki Vidambna...
Unke Naseeb Aur Jeevan Mein 'Surya Asat' Hi Hota Hai 'Surya Uday' Kabhi Nahi!
HR Head addressing employees:
This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.
One of the Employees: What is that?
HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"
How Girls respond on Achchi Baat and Gandi Baat:
Achhi Baat: Awwwww...
Gandi Baat: Hawwwww...
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?
Husband: Cricket Wala channel Lagao.
Wife: Nahi Lagaungi.
Husband: Dekh Lunga.
Wife: Kya Dekh Loge.
Husband: Ye channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho!
Kulfiwala: Kulfi Lelo Kulfi.
Boy: Ye Kulfi Kitne Ka Hai?
Kulfiwala: 5 Rupye Ka.
Boy: Ye Lo 5 Rupye.
Kulfiwala: Ye Lo Kulfi...
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Based On A True Story!
Ek Din Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Pass Check Up Ke Liye Geya.
Doctor: Aapko Aaram Kee Sakht Jarurat Hai.
Ye Neend Kee Goli De Raha Hun, Ek Subah Aur Ek Sham Ko Apne 'Whatsapp' Group Members Ko Khila Dena!
Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda (n): State of being physically lost!
2. Shadishuda (n): State of being physically, mentally and financially lost!