Excuse me! Yeh Lijiye Aapki Soch. Mujhe Giri Hui Mili Thi!
Kya Aapki Girl Friend Ke Paas Yeh Sab Hai?
Sulagta Jism?
Nashili Ankhen?
Kanp-kapate Honth?
Tharthrata Badan? Agar hai..
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To Usko SWINE FLU Hua Hai!
School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview:
Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain?
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Cute Answer....
Kid: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
Shaadi Mein DJ Pe Gaana Baja,
"Jisko Dance Nahi Karna Wo Jaa Ke Apni Bhains Charaye"
Husband: Chalo Darling, Khaana Khate Hain!
I see you - Ankhon Se
I feel you - Sanson Se
I remember you - Chahat Se
I love you - Jaan Se
I miss you - Dil Se!
Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;
Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;
Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;
Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!
Shaadi Ke Liye Kisi Ko Lakdi Chahiye Kya?
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Is Ped Se Tod Lo
Pehle Sahi Padho Phir Neeche Aao!
Nibandh Likho!
Maine Shaadi Kyon Ki? (20 marks)
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Answer: Dimag Kharab Ho Geya Tha.
(20 marks out of 20)
Now here comes part 2
Nibandh Likho
Main Patni Kyon Bani? (20 marks)
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Answer: Kisi Ka Dimag Thikane Laana Tha! (21 marks out of 20)
Ek Minute Extra Neend Kee Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Alarm Babu!
A Gorkha went to a shop to buy pillow.
He showed a picture to shopkeeper and said, "Ayesha Takia chahiye!"