Gadha Jo Khaye Woh Ghas Ho Tum;
Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum;
Idiot Stupid Bakwaas Ho Tum;
Par Jo Bhi Ho Yaar, Dost Jhakaas Ho Tum!
Then: Gharwali, Baharwali
Now: Facebookwali, Whatsappwali!
Ek Kamaal Dekhiye:
Sirf 'U' Lagaiye Aur Khud Ban Jaiye...
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M_RKH
B_DH_
D_FFER
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LALL_
GHOCH_
Dekha, everything is incomplete without U!
Auraton ke Blouse:
Yahan se less;
Wahan se less;
Kabhi sleeveless;
Toh Kabhi backless;
Aur Aggar Koi Aadmi Ghoor ke Dekhe, Toh Woh "Kutta, Kamina aur Characterless!
"Aache Din Aa Rahe Hain!"
Today I saw a girl on Scooty. She gave left indicator and she actually
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turned left.
Unbelievable... I am still in shock!
Buhut Ho Gayi Kulfi Yaar;
Ab ki Baar...
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Chocobar!
Modi Sarkaar Ban Chuki, Abb Garmi se Bachne ka Fikar Karo!
Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!
Santa to Narendra Modi:
Modi Ji, ek Sawaal -
Kya Shaadi-Shuda Aadmi ke Bhi Achhe Din Aayen Ge?
Election Special:
Jodhpur se Asaram aage chal rahe hein...
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4-5 Police Wale Unke Pichhe!
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?
Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do!
Pleaseee...