2014 Indian General Elections are like "Samudra Manthan".
Chaaro aur Zeher hi Zeher...
It's only Digvijay Singh, who managed to find AMRIT(a)!
Overheard in Delhi Metro:
Punjabi Aunty 1: Inka Operation Karvana kai, "Max Hospital" Kaisa hai?
Punjabi Aunty 2: Bilkul Bekaar, Uski Canteen Mein "Chole Bhature" hi Nahi Milte!
On Whatsapp:
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
Boy: Kyu?
Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
Size Zero:
Na Ho Jiska Bum Aur Na Hi Seena;
Dekhkar Na Jise Aaye Paseena;
Kehne ko Hai Phir Bhi Woh Haseena!
Boy: Motivate Kar.
Girl: Kisko?
Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?
Girl: Kiska?
Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!
How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in a pool?
Diplomacy!
Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers?
So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say...
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Le, Bidi Pee!
'Hug' always gives instant relief - both English and Hindi version.
So 'Hug' as often as possible!
Ab ki Baar...
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Garmi Buhut hai Yaar!
Santa makes a call to an airline enquiry: How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Mumbai?
Operator: 1 second, Sir...
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Santa disconnects and remarks, "Pee ke Bethi hai, Kamini!"