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Kabhi Kabhi Mujhe Khud Se Hi Jalan Hoti Hai;
Matlab Koi Itna Achcha Kaise Ho Sakta Hai!

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Tumse Nafrat Toh Nahi Hai Lekin,
Tumhare Naam Ka Koi Mil Jaye Toh Ek Jhapad Dene Ka Mann Karta Hai!

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Crush Ho Ya Brush, Waqt Par Badal Lena Chahiye;
Varna Dil Ho Ya Daant, Toot Hi Jayega!

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Nobody responds even to your greetings when you're BROKE.
Gareeb Ki 'Hi' Bhi Sun Ne Wala Koi Nahi Hota!

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According to my parents:
Main Aur Mere Siblings Jitna Time Ladne Mein Waste Karte Hain Utna Time Padhai Par Diye Hote Toh Aaj 1-2 Corona Vaccine Toh Humne Hi Bana Li Hoti!

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Apne Paas Har Cheez Ka Solution Hai,
Bas Problem Dusron Ki Honi Chahiye!

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Just Curious:
Aggar Kisi Mein Koi Kami Ho To Kya Use Kami.na Bula Sakte Hain?

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Yeh Corona Khatam Hote Hi Saare Vegetable Suppliers Aur Kirana Wale Europe Tour Pe Jayenge Aur Chemist Wale World Tour Pe.
Baki Bache Businessmen Sanyas Lekar Chardham Yatra Karne Nikal Jayenge!

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Husband: Sabzi Mein Namak Kitna Daalna Hai?
Wife: 3 Mahine Se Sabzi Bana Rahe Ho, Abhi Tak Namak Ka Bhi Andaza Nahi Laga Pa Rahe Ho Aur Resume Mein Likhte Ho "Quick Learner" & Extraordinary Decision-Making Skills"!

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Sirf Mobile Ko Pata Hota Hai... Uske Maalik Ka Character Kaisa Hai!