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Hey Siri, how's the weather?
Siri: Are Vaat Lagi Padi Hai!

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Upvas Karne Se Tann Halka Hota Hai Aur Bakwas Karne Se Mann!

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Pehle Log Jhooth Bolte The, Media Sach Dhoond Kar Laati Thi;
Ab Media Jhooth Bolti Hai Aur Log Sach Dhoond Kar Laate Hain!

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My whole life depends on 'Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega'.
Phir Jo Hota Hai Wo Dekha Bhi Nahi Jaata!

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Meri Kya Barabari Karoge Tum Log;
4 Shadiyon Mein Top 50 Mein Aaya Hun!

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Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun...
Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai!

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Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down!

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At restaurants:
Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat.
Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga!

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Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To...
Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi!

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I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh.
Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun?