Hey Siri, how's the weather?
Siri: Are Vaat Lagi Padi Hai!
Upvas Karne Se Tann Halka Hota Hai Aur Bakwas Karne Se Mann!
Pehle Log Jhooth Bolte The, Media Sach Dhoond Kar Laati Thi;
Ab Media Jhooth Bolti Hai Aur Log Sach Dhoond Kar Laate Hain!
My whole life depends on 'Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega'.
Phir Jo Hota Hai Wo Dekha Bhi Nahi Jaata!
Meri Kya Barabari Karoge Tum Log;
4 Shadiyon Mein Top 50 Mein Aaya Hun!
Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun...
Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai!
Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down!
At restaurants:
Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat.
Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga!
Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To...
Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi!
I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh.
Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun?