Me: Hey Alexa.
Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar!
Ek Baar Saala Ye CORONA Ka Tension Khatam Ho...
Phir 7 Din Ki Leaves Lekar Thoda Aaram Karunga!
Khud Ko Faltu Mat Samjho.
Tum Ho Lekin Samjho Mat!
Finally got the Hindi name of social distancing:
TANDOORI!
Right now you are that Machli, Jo Ghar Ki Rani Hai;
Haath Lagao Darr Jayegi;
Aur Bahar Nikalo Marr Jayegi!
English: Simi is bringing tea.
Hindi: Similarity!
Agar Aap Ka Paet Bahar Nikal Raha Hai Toh Ghabraye Nahi, Use Nikalne Do.
Sab Ka Mann Karta Hai Bahar Ghoomne Ka!
Dhokhe Aise Hi Nahi Milte, Logon Ka Bhala Karna Padta Hai!
One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher.
When I asked him why, he said, "व्याकरण वास्ते"!
Shortest joke:
Mrs. Das divorced Mr. Das
Now she is Bin Das!