Meri Post Par Yeh Dil-Vil Mat Diya Karo, Kyonki...
Mujhe Kidney Chahiye, iPhone Lena Hai!
Kuch Logon Ka Pyaar Bhi Sarkaari Hota Hai...
Na Toh File Aage Badhti Hai Aur Na Hi Maamla Band Hota Hai!
Girl: You are funny. Mazak Karna Kaha Se Seekha?
Boy: Zindagi Se!
Help Bhi Ajeeb Cheez Hai, Karo Toh Log Bhool Jaate Hain;
Aur Nahi Karo Toh Yaad Rakhte Hain!
Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;
Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
Don't expect anything great to happen next year.
Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga!
Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!
Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!
Umar Ka Wo Padaav Bhi Aa Gya Hai, Jahan Log Kehne Lage Hain...
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You look so young!
Fastest Rebirth:
Kahan Mar Gaya?
Aaya Mummy!
Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?
Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!