Ek Budget February Ke Liye Alag Se Aana Chahiye. Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day... Valentine's Day!
Someone: Valentine Day Par Kiske Saath Bahar Ja Rahe Ho?
Me: Umeed Ke Saath!
Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao...
Aur Please Inko Theek Se Scooty Chalana Bhi Sikhao!
Agar Life Mein Koi Problem Khadi Ho Jaye To Khadi Rehne Do...
Thak Kar Khud Hi Chali Jayegi!
Other Countries: Oh, there's Bird Flu!
India: Ab Chicken Ka Rate Kam Ho Jayega!
India Mein 'Friends with Benefits' Ka Matlab Dost Se Paise Maangna Hota Hai!
What does rice say to hot water?
'Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein Aaye Toh Bhaat Ban Jaye"!
Waqt, Haalat aur Filters Insaan ko Badal Dete Hain!
Bhagwaan Ka Diya Hua Sab Kuch Hai.
Bas Kidhar Hai Pata Nahi!
After complete body check-up:
🇺🇸: Thank God! I am fine.
🇮🇳: Paise Barbaad... Koi Beemari Hi Nahi Nikli!