Sabko School Mein Pata Tha Ki Sardaron Se Panga Nahin Lene Ka...
Par Agar Koi School Hi Na Gaya Ho, Toh Use Kaun Samjhaye!
Can you do me a favour?
Other Countries: Sure, tell me.
India: Haan, Mujhe Toh Aur Koi Kaam Hai Nahi. Tu Bata De!
Body Toh Kabhi Bana Nahi Paaye.
Hey Bhagwaan! Ab Anti-Body Hi Bana De!c
Baal Vivaah Hi Theek Tha.
Ab Toh Saala Vivaah Tak Baal Hi Nahi Rehte!
India has the most talented students.
'Bas Bhai Heading Bata De Baki Main Khud Likh Lunga!'
Girlfriend: Main Tumhein Saari Takleefo Se Door Rakhna Chahti Hun!
Pappu: Kyon Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Tum?
Doctors after operation and students after exam have the same thing to say -
"Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Bas Dua Karna!"
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada Aur Kachori by saying NO...
They too have fillings inside!
Bhagwaan Aap Sabko Diwali Ke Messages Delete Karne Ki Shakti De!
Agle 3-4 Dino Ke Liye Aap Sabhi Ko Same To You!