Others' Mom: Koi Pasand Ho To Bata Dena.
My Mom: Kisi Ko Tu Pasand Aa Jaye Toh Bata Dena!
Relatives: Beta, Kya Karte Ho?
Mom: Woh Athlete Hai, Apne Career Ke Saath Khelta Hai!
Someone asked me, "Yeh Mirchi Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hai?"
I replied, "Iska Koi Mausam Nahi Hota, Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lagti Hai!"
Girl: I need to lose weight.
Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?
Son: But why mom?
Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!
Someone: Kitne Single Ho?
Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!
Life is not easy:
Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'.
Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'.
Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'!
If your friends really care about you.
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Toh Woh Gaaliyan Badi Badi Denge!
Banana Shake Aur Aloo Ke Paranthe Kha Kar;
Bistar Par Magar-Machh Ki Tarah Pasar Jana Hi Life Ka Sachha Sukh Hai!