When someone says "Chalo Bahar Ghumne Chalte Hain":
Others: Mummy Nahi Maanegi. Time Nahi Hai.
Girls: Mere Paas Kapde Nahi Hain!
Dil Se Bharosa Toh Usi Din Uth Gaya Tha,
Jis Din Science Ki Book Mein Dil Ki Asli Tasveer Dekhi Thi!
Husband: Tum Ready Hone Mein Bahut Time Lagati Ho. Mujhe Dekho 2 Minute Mein Ready Ho Gaya.
Wife: Yahi Toh Farak Hota Hai 'Maggi' Aur 'Shahi Paneer' Mein!
When two friends talk to each other:
Friend 1: Yaar Teri Aawaaz Mein Bahut Dard Hai.
Friend 2: Haan Yaar.
Friend 1: Tu Bheekh Maanga Kar, Bahut Sahi Rahega Tere Liye!
Arz Kiya Hai...
Guzar Rahe Hain Hum Aaj Us Muqaam Se;
Log Saath Chhod Rahe Hain Zara Se Zukaam Se!
Duniya Gol Hai...
Aur Iss Duniya Mein Sab Ka Double Role Hai!
Rich families: It's the weekend. Let's go out for some fun.
Middle-class families: Sunday Ko Fridge Saaf Karna Hai!
Bheed Mein Alag Dikhna Chahte Ho To...
Abhi Se Sweater Pehnana Start Kar Do!
Friend 1: Bhai Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Friend 2: 100 Raha Tha.
Friend 1: Milne Kab Aayega?
Friend 2: 100mwar Ko.
Friend 1: Love You Bhai.
Friend 2: Love You 100 Much Bro.
Friend 1: Haan Bhai De Dunga Tere 100 Rupaye, Aise Beizzati Na Kiya Karo!
Life Machchar Aur Cockroach Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai.
Jahan Jaate Hain Log Spray Kar Dete Hain!