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Agar Glass Tootne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Mein Shanti Hai Toh...
Samajh Lena Ki Glass Mummy Se Hi Toota Hai!

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Face Mask Ka Ek Bada Fayda Hua Hai, Naak Mein Se Chuhe Nikalane Waale Prajati Vilupt Ho Gayi Hai!

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Duniya Mein Ab Aisa Koi Bhi Insaan Nahi Bacha Jo Yeh Keh Sake Ki...
Maine Alcohol Ko Haath Tak Nahi Lagaya!

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Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas;
Apni Apni Bottle, Apna Apna Glass!

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Kabhi Pasand Na Aaaye Saath Hamara Toh Bata Dena,
Hum Dil Par Patthar Rakh Kar Tumhein Goli Maar Denge!

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Jitna Pav Ho...
Utna Hi Cheddar Failana Chahiye!

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Body Ko Exercise Ki Zaroorat Hai;
Aatma Ko Chole Bhature Ki!

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Sir, your account has been hacked.
Instagram?
No, bank account.
O' Saale, Dara Hi Diya!

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Rhea Chakraborty Aur Sanitizer Ki Haalat EK Jaisi Hai...
Pehle Koi Naam Bhi Nahi Jaanta Tha, Ab Sab Haath Dho Kar Peeche Pade Hain!

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Paise Mein Garmi Na Hoti Toh ATM Mein Kabhi AC Na Lagta.
Aisi Gyan Ki Baatein Har Koi Nahi Batayega!