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Girl: Bhaiyaa Ice-Cream Kitne Ki Hai?
Seller: Kaun Si?
Girl: 10/- Ruapye Wali!

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Body Toh Nahi Bana Paye Kabhi;
Ishwar Kam Se Kam Anti-Body Hi Bana De!

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Koi Vaccine Nikaal Do Bhai,
Varna Yeh Jawani Nikal Jayegi!
#Corona #Covid19

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Best Message:
Kya Ye 'Bhrashtachar' Kuch Le De Ke Khatam Nahi Ho Sakta!

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Fastest Re-birth:
Kahan Marr Gaya?
Aaya Mummy!

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Permanent Password Mein Banaa Leta Tumhein;
Magar Tumhare Lakshan To OTP Wale The!

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Your boyfriend is possessive because he knows...
Yeh Toh Kisi Se Bhi Patt Jayegi!

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Maut Ke Baad Char Log Aate Hain Kandha Dene;
Zinda Rehte Aate To Ek Hi Kaafi Tha!

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What did the nurse say to the family of Arnab Goswami when he was born?
Mubarak Ho, Bhadka Hua Hai!

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Zyaada Beer Peene Se Body Nahi Banti;
Sharabi Bante Hain!