Koi Pathar Se Na Maare, Mere Dewaane Ko...
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Nuclear Power Ka Jamaana Hai, Bomb Se Udaa Do Saale Ko!
Dosti Ke Rishte Buhut Lambe Hote Hein. Pata Nahi Kaha Tak Chalein Ge!
Do Kadam Tum Chalna aur Do Kadam Hum Chalein Ge...
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Baad Mein Auto Kar Lenge...
My watchman from Nepal said to me, "Syria ka Badshah Mar Gaya!"
I watched all the news channels but found no such news. When I went in the lawns after one hour, I learnt, "Chidiya ka Bacha Mar Gaya!"
Ik Bewafa Ke Ghum Mein Haatho Mein Jam Utha Liya;
Phir Bread Par Laga Diya Aur Chaai Ke Saath Khaa Liya!
Har Premi Bewda Nahi Hota, Koi Koi Bhukkad Bhi Hota Hai!
Ram Chander Keh Gye Siya Se;
Aisa Kalyug Aayega;
Dono Taraf Se Hoge Message;
Phone Kabhi Nhi Aayega.
Bolo Whatsapp Ki Jai!
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
Ladkiyaan Itna Kam Kyun Bolti Hein?
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Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho, Joke Toh Uppar Hai!
Khuda Ki Mohabbat Ko Fanaa Kaun Karega;
Sabhi Bande Nek, Toh Gunah Kaun Karega;
Aye Khuda, Mere Inn Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Salamati Ki Dua Kaun Karega!
Make your Saturday a Sunny-vaar by watching her beautiful videos!
Mom: Why do you watch English TV channels?
Me: Kyun, Kya Problem Hai Usme?
Mom : Koi culture hai woh? 100 baar shaadi-divorce.
Me: What about "Ballika Vadhu"?