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I swear we are fighting two pandemics:
Coronavirus and Stupidity!

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2019 - Avoid negative people.
2020 - Avoid positive people.
2021 - Avoid people.
Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative!

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You don't understand how many things a muscle does until that muscle is sore!

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If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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People who hardly post on social media think they have a Master's Degree in maturity!

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Millions of people are worried their phone numbers were leaked online. Thirty years ago, people jumped through hoops to make sure their phone numbers and addresses were published in phone books and distributed to everyone!

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If you are single it's probably because you are so sexy that people don't ask you out in fear of rejection!

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People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zone, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable!

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Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras!

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I wonder if I'll ever have to write Earth at the bottom of a postal address!