RIP boiling water.
You shall be mist!
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate!
With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
100 soles were lost!
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
How do billboards talk?
Sign language!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless you!
How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!