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RIP boiling water.
You shall be mist!

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Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate!

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With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!

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Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
100 soles were lost!

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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!

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I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!

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How do billboards talk?
Sign language!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless you!

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How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!