Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
They just don't work!
What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way?
Pizza Hut!
Two peanuts walked out of a bar, one was assaulted!
What do Mexican clocks say?
Tick taco!
What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?
For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
On my tombstone, I want it written:
In the end there was no key to life, just this box!
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
They just don't work!
He got a job in a prison library.
It had it's own prose and cons!
Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!