Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Nah it's too cheesy!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y!
What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?
Ext-inked!
How do farmers party?
They turnip the beets!
My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!
'Clearly a Joint Family'!
Well, to be Frank...
I'd have to change my name!
What do you call a reptilian detective?
An Investi-Gator!
What did the biologist wear on his first date?
Designer genes!
What did a Sushi say to a Bee?
Wasabi!
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh, sheet!