Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Nah it's too cheesy!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y!
What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?
Ext-inked!
How do farmers party?
They turnip the beets!
My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!
'Clearly a Joint Family'!
Well, to be Frank...
I'd have to change my name!
What do you call a reptilian detective?
An Investi-Gator!
What did the biologist wear on his first date?
Designer genes!
What did a Sushi say to a Bee?
Wasabi!