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What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
A cattlelac!

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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-oh-acid!

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Wanna hear joke bout construction?
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!

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How do trees access the internet?
They log in!

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Apparently, you can't use "beefstew" as a password.
It's not stroganoff!

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How doctors propose on 14th Feb?
"Will you BMI Valentine?"

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I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?
Humphree!

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Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.
Eyeronic!

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My friend David had lost his ID.
Now he's just Dav!