Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?
Because they ran out of space!
What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common?
Icy Dead People!
What do you call a happy farmer?
A jolly rancher!
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's really time consuming!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law!
Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!