What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common?
Icy Dead People!
What do you call a happy farmer?
A jolly rancher!
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's really time consuming!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law!
Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!
Bliss is when you have no problems from your Kids, Knees & Kidneys!
