What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner's on me!
What does the chromosome like to wear?
Genes!
What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time?
Loyalty!
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Why don't keyboards sleep?
Because they have two shifts!
What do you call an alcoholic Vampire?
Drunkcula!
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime!
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meat Patty!
What's the tallest building in the world?
A library because they have the most stories!
Just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers!