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What does the chromosome like to wear?
Genes!

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What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time?
Loyalty!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why don't keyboards sleep?
Because they have two shifts!

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What do you call an alcoholic Vampire?
Drunkcula!

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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime!

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How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meat Patty!

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What's the tallest building in the world?
A library because they have the most stories!

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Just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers!

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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!