I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime!
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meat Patty!
What's the tallest building in the world?
A library because they have the most stories!
Just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers!
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;
But there was no Chemistry!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
Bison!