Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?
He was a dumbbell!
What type of dogs won't chase cows?
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate!
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Why did the frog take the bus?
Because his car got toad!
What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?
There was no reaction!
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon!
Do you know any jokes about Sodium?
Na!