A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;
But there was no Chemistry!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
Bison!
How do you make an eggroll?
You push it!
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
It would be C!
What do you use to lure in an arguing fish?
De-bate!
What grows under your nose?
Tulips!
Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?
He was a dumbbell!
