Do you know any jokes about Sodium?
Na!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.
I was like OMg!
How often does one make chemistry jokes?
Periodically!
What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires -
"End of A. Nehra!"
What can you make from baked beans and onions?
Tear Gas!
What happened to the plant in Math class?
It grew square roots!
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
Is your name WiFi?
Because I'm feeling a connection!
What is the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates!