Why did the blind woman fall into the well?
Because she couldn't see that well!
Why don't Arab women need Insurance?
Because they are already covered!
What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,
"Sir, do you see any change in me?"
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity!
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry!
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work!
What is the computer's favorite food?
Microchips!