Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
Is your name WiFi?
Because I'm feeling a connection!
What is the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates!
Why did the blind woman fall into the well?
Because she couldn't see that well!
Why don't Arab women need Insurance?
Because they are already covered!
What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,
"Sir, do you see any change in me?"
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity!