What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!
What comes after Billions?
The IRS
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
What do they say at a dog wedding?
"You may sniff the bride!"
I found a spider living in my keyboard.
It's OK, It's under Ctrl!
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do calenders eat?
Dates!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear!
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!