I found a spider living in my keyboard.
It's OK, It's under Ctrl!
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do calenders eat?
Dates!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear!
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso!
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!
What did the Thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees!
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!