What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!
What did the Thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees!
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What did the hamburger name it's baby?
Patty
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Hot shower (n.) - a regular shower, but with me in it!
A girl to the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake, "Sir, do you see any change in me?"
