Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!
What happened to the plant in Maths class?
It grew square roots!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Illegal!
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store!
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones!
Q: Why do ambassadors never get sick?
A: Diplomatic immunity.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? He had no-body to go with!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
