When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess!
I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!
Don't spell part backward.
It's a trap!
For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.
Drum roll please!
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they are never right!
Lost another audio-book.
I'll never hear the end of it!
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation!
What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?
Bison!