My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess!
I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!
Don't spell part backward.
It's a trap!
For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.
Drum roll please!
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they are never right!
Lost another audio-book.
I'll never hear the end of it!
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation!
What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?
Bison!
Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?
Because it's too wet to woo!
What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
Eggrolls!
