What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?
Bison!
Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining?
Because it's too wet to woo!
What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
Eggrolls!
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral!
This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
It's a small world!
What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
Olay!
I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.
He had iron deficiency!
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back!
If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.
Schezwan of a kind!