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What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
Eggrolls!

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Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!

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The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral!

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This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
It's a small world!

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What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
Olay!

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I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.
He had iron deficiency!

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Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back!

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If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.
Schezwan of a kind!

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Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?
How could anyone stoop so low?

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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!