What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill?
Eggrolls!
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral!
This morning, I accidentally ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.
It's a small world!
What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
Olay!
I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today.
He had iron deficiency!
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back!
If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.
Schezwan of a kind!
Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?
How could anyone stoop so low?
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!