Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?
How could anyone stoop so low?
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!
What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?
The saurus!
Bro, you want this pamphlet?
Brochure!
To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
Towels!
If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!
I'll batter them!
Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
Pun in, ten dead!
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg!
What is the computer's favorite food?
Microchips!