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What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?
The saurus!

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Bro, you want this pamphlet?
Brochure!

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To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!

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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
Towels!

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If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!
I'll batter them!

Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
Pun in, ten dead!

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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg!

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What is the computer's favorite food?
Microchips!

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What do you call a whale with no pants on?
Free Willy!

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I use to date a tennis player...
But love meant nothing to her!