I use to date a tennis player...
But love meant nothing to her!
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: Mer-Maid!
What do you call a laughing piano?
Yamahahaha!
What's a vampire's favourite fruit?
A nectarine!
What's green and not very heavy?
Light green!
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well I'm not going to spread it!
I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.
But that's shallot!
I've swallowed a dictionary.
It's given me thesaurus throat ever!
Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?
It went over their heads!
What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle!