What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle!
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila!
What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
A reptile dysfunction!
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
They just don't work!
I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.
Things are really looking up!
I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.
I'm Ruthless!
Where do birds meet for coffee?
Nest-cafe!
What is Dracula's favorite drink?
Bloody Mary!
What do you call two chips in love?
A relationchip!
My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
I think she's a keeper!