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I used to have a job collecting leaves.
I was raking it in!

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I never question myself.
Why should I start now?

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I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.
I just couldn't concentrate!

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Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were also ants!

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down!

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Don't go bacon my heart.
I couldn't if I fried!

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Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone!

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I blew up my Chemistry experiment.
Oxidants happen!

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Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore!

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
Maybe!