I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
Then it clicked!
I used to have a job collecting leaves.
I was raking it in!
I never question myself.
Why should I start now?
I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.
I just couldn't concentrate!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were also ants!
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down!
Don't go bacon my heart.
I couldn't if I fried!
Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone!
I blew up my Chemistry experiment.
Oxidants happen!
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore!