I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in!
I bet you Rs 43,284, you can't guess how much I owe my bookie!
I was playing poker with Tarot Cards. I got a full house, and four people died.
Disability jokes are not funny. I've got a friend in a wheelchair who just can't stand it!
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and that's not just my opinion- It's hers.
What's the kindest thing you can say about egotists?
At least they don't talk about other people!
I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and it's getting serious. She's asked me to move out with her!
Men are like coolers - load them with beer and you can take them anywhere!
There is no problem that can't be solved by a good miracle.
If you watch an Apple store getting robbed, are you an iWitness?
