Teacher: Jurmana Maafi Di Arzi Likho.
Pappu: Sir, Jurmana Kina Hai?
Teacher: 5 Rupae.
Pappu: Ah Lo 5 Rupae, Mere Bapu Ne Keha Hai Ke 5-10 Pichhe Kissi Kanjar Di Minnat Ni Karni
A boy proposed to a girl, "I love you, I was in love with you from the 1st time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You're my first and the last wish. You're everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily ever after! Please don't say no to me. You're the love and my life.
Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Ni Aundi!
English Mother: Good night, dear!
Hindi Mother: Shubh Ratri, Beta!
Punjabi Mother: So Ja Kuteya! Mobile Da Kheda Chadd De! Rakh De Apne Peo Nu Hun...
Phone Wali Maa Naal Svere Gala Kr Lei!
Whatsapp Wali Ho Gayi Kudiye;
Tu Bhul Gyi FB Wale Yaaran Nu;
Dukhaan Ne Tera Yaar Khaa Leya;
Jiven ELANTE Khaa Gya 17 Nu!