Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup?
That's where our Capital lies!
I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"
He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."
I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!
I hate these referees!
It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.
Otherwise, India would have been number one in football.
But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi!
Poland squad for World Cup:
Bialkowski, Fabianski, Szczesny; Bednarek, Bereszynski, Cionek, Glik, Jedrzejczyk, Pazdan, Piszczek; Blaszczykowski, Goralski, Grosicki, Krychowiak, Kurzawa, Linetty, Peszko, Rybus, Zielinski; Kownacki, Lewandowski, Milik, Teodorczyk
Pick anyone for a strong password!
She said, "Golf or me."
I remember her when I'm teeing off, sometimes!
Golfer 1: You know my doctor says I can't play golf.
Golfer 2: So he has played with you!
After a long day on the course, an exasperated golfer turned to his caddie and said: "You must be the worst caddie in the world."
"I don't think so", replied the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence."
The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf!
Years ago, when men cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called Witchcraft.
Today, it's known as Golf!