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Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly.
Interviewer: Can you explain?
Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart!
I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute.
They developed cold feet!
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?
Same middle name!
I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember!
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you!
If you love someone, let them go! With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go?
This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway!
Did you know? Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life!
