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Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.
True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!

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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely!

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The adjective for metal is metallic.
But not so for iron... which is ironic!

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6:30 is the best time on a clock...
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hands down!

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Exaggerations have become an epidemic.
They went up by a million percent last year!

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My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 jumped out of the way!

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Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!

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Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'
Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!

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"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then!"

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Missing someone is a terrible feeling.
Ask any sniper!